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  1. Maybe she’s the one. Maybe she’s the one. Who is a psycho for buying my new DVD. But I doubt it.

    Her manic look and glassy-eyed adulation could just be youthful exhuberance!


    Buy my new DVD here at Amazon and find out for yourself.Make my day. And yours.

    2. You might also consider donating your money (or time) to the kind people and animals of Iowa.

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JULOn break from touring.
AUG 1B&T All StarsTICKETSBeaumont, TX
AUG 2B&T All StarsTICKETSEl Paso, TX
AUG 21 – 23Comedy Off Broadway(859) 271-JOKELexington, KY
NOV 7Rialto Square TheatreTICKETSJoliet, IL
 
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I photographed this at a hillbilly flea market.
They reminded me of something.

The history of my love life.
All my past loves. Discarded. Damaged.

Too many years spent reckless with the hearts of others. They lay there like the contents of a can of Pringles; all white, slightly warped, some already broken.

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