My One Hour Special, “Irked & Miffed” will next air on June 3rd at 10 pm. On Comedy Central.

Speaking of miffed – my girlfriend got that way when I told her “If you walked any slower you’d leave a mucous trail behind you”.

I’m taking a month or so off now to write, mess with my new calves,
mess with the pregnant cows, and try to put together a Tonight Show set that they keep harping on me about.

Maybe the mucous line will work…...